Fifty Shades Of Grey ~ E.L. James

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It was a best seller all across the world those who don’t know (*heloo do u live in a shell*) Those who don’t know it is an erotic novel originally it was a fan fiction based of Twilight soo u replace Bella and Edward with Anastasia  and Christian. So its Twilight but a sexual version of it.

About Fifty Shades of Grey

Fifty Shades Of Grey by E.L. James

Series: Fifty Shades Of Grey #1

Published by Vintage

Genres:  Romance, BDSM, Adult, Erotica

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Shocked yet thrilled by Grey’s singular erotic tastes, Ana hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving family—Grey is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Ana discovers Christian Grey’s secrets and explores her own dark desires.

Initial Thoughts

Fifty Shades of Grey about a girl Anastasia Steele who is clumsy naïve sweet innocent girl (*reminds me of Bella*) who meets really handsome rich totally successful business man and he turns out be into S&M. Its 80% porn and 20% story and its all about Christian wants to get Anastasia sign a contract.

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Review of Fifty Shades of Grey

OK let’s get this out I dislike this book, it is poorly written (*very*) It’s not about the S&M thing nor is it about the sexual thing .What cringes me about this book is this psychotic and the most misogynistic pile of crap I’ve ever read. Oh yeah and the horrific contract there is a Sex contract (*Romantic rite*)

“the submissive will eat regularly to maintain her health and well-being from a prescribed list of fruits “(*WTF*)

“Clothes – during the term the submissive will only wear clothes approved by the dominant”

“Personal beauty /hygiene – the submissive will keep herself clean n shaved all time” (*i mean wtf*)

This goes on with friends, family and her entire life

I don’t understand how someone can be in love with this psychopath. Its pure unadulterated insanity. Anastasia Steele she is really annoying more than Bella. She is soo insecure, there is one point where she looks at herself in the mirror when all girls go like oh I am fat , my hair-line is receding no no this female says

“My eyes are soo big.”

I mean girl say this to any girl on the street of Tokyo or Beijing

Christian Grey he is mysterious and dark but not in an Edward Cullen brooding type of way, its funny I felt he was going to turn out to be a vampire or a werewolf. But no he’s just a messed up dude.

And the corny lines
Are u going to make love to me tonight
No I don’t make love..I F**K

Using this line on the first day scares people off or kids find this interesting these days

Closing Thoughts

If I could sum this story up in a few words it would be
Hey I just met u n this is crazy
But I really want u to sign this BDSM weird sex contract thing where I can take over your life and whip u and flog u, cuff u,put anal beads in u, n spank u

Call me May be…

I understand that this is part of some people lifestyle but this is definitely not my cup of tea.There are points in the book where I can see abuse but there are also points where there is none. I am just hating the fact that if people enjoy this book they are labeled as “pro-rape advocates” please its their choice and every one is entitle to have one soo STOP IT.

“You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince.”